Would you go gay for soy?

Both my friend Andrew and humorist Dave Barry noted in their blogs today that soy products, according to an expert blogger on a conservative Web site, make babies gay. The original post is here, hilarious titled, "A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals."

Fortunately, my taste for Japanese food is safe from the Evil Wrath of Soy. Says the author, Jim Rutz:

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Bring on the natto!